Owner
Nigel Greenhill
Played by Jack Simmonds
Building the Disneyland of Norfolk. Currently sleeping in the office.
Mockumentary comedy pilot
The Holiday Camp
A character comedy from a Norfolk holiday park that peaked in 1987
Greenhills holiday park on the Norfolk coast needs customers, or it closes for good at the end of the season. An owner with a vision, Greencoats planning their escape, kitchen staff on the take, and an 80s comic who mistook this for a comeback.
Watch teaser
Teaser above. Full film ready when you are.
The cast
Manager
Lorraine
Played by Leo Jannetti
Runs HR, and everything else. Just wants working toilets, an open pool and Greenhills on Google Maps.
Kitchens
Daryl
Played by Jack Simmonds
Best friend, worst influence. Has a plan involving a QR code and your parking money.
Greencoat
David
Played by Leo Jannetti
Greencoat by day, famous magician by ambition. Keeps getting dragged into best friend Daryl’s latest scam.
Greencoat
Jemma Bell
Played by Jack Simmonds
Never wanted the job. Still doesn’t. Currently unavailable (smoking).
Security
Tim
Played by Jack Simmonds
Reads Foucault at the gate. Hasn’t found anything dangerous in a bag yet.
DJ
Chaz
Played by Jack Simmonds
Manc DJ who played Ibiza in the heyday. Has mentioned it once or twice since.
80s comic
Rik Rankle
Played by Jack Simmonds
Double act, minus one. TikTok said comeback. Greenhills said 8pm.
About Jack
I'm Jack Simmonds, from Norwich. Nobody was going to hand me a sitcom, so I made one. I wrote The Holiday Camp, filmed it, and play six of the people in it, from an owner sleeping in his office to an 80s comic who thinks this is his comeback. Now I'm looking for a producer to help turn it into a series.